Did you hear about the inexperienced gardener who planted a light bulb because he wanted to grow his own power plant?!
Q How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the
old light bulb was...
Q How many sudents does it take to change a light bulb?
A None. They are smart enough to use compact
fluorescent lamps (CFLs) that hardly ever need changing...
Q How many committee meetings does it take to get a
light bulb changed?
A Discussion on this matter followed on from last week's
review, and will be included on the agenda for next week
after the sub-committee reports on progress against action points previously
agreed...
Q How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A One. But it takes at least three bulbs...
Q How many thriller writers does it take to
change a light bulb?
A Two. One to screw in the bulb almost
completely, and one to give it a surprise twist
at the end...
Q How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb?
A Who wants to know...?
Q How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?
A None. They're convinced the light will come on again soon...
...and finally
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(and probably save money too...)
please email us at solutions@watt-knots.co.uk with your name and 'phone number and we'll be in touch.
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